PS: This is just a troll and there are no
strings attached, greatly sorry to those who will be offended.
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| Kikky Badass |
Kikky Badass will snatch your man and call campus security
on you for finding out.
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| Tehn Diamond |
Got white friends only, American accent but Never been there and kills it, cool
kid, so uptown, good student.
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| Noble Stylz |
He is an average
student, sales everything: weed, morning after pills, got fake humble and ex of
the hottest girl.
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| MC Chita |
He is the worst
dressed on campus, popular as freshman and got washed up in 2nd
semester.
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| Trae Yung |
She has been cheated
on by campus fuckboy, face of the bricked squad, SI unit of being strong,
doesn’t give a fuck.
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| Anonzi Xndr |
Overzealous,
fake American accent, SRC member but sees himself as president, well dressed,
dates a foreign girl, always supplementing at least two modules per semester.
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| Begotten Sun |
Dean
of students, organises all campus gigs, always hangout with cool kids, can
suspend you for talking to a girl he likes.
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| BlacPerl |
Dumped
a famous engineering student for a guy studying an arts certificate, humble,
very beautiful.
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| Dj Towers |
Talkative,
some say ane dzungu, comes to the campus on a hover-board, can afford to buy
his clique booze for the whole week, friend zoned by every girl and he’s
single.
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| Cal_Vin |
He’s
a foreigner, got swag and drives a cool ride, a ladies man & hated by all
guys, very intelligent.
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| GZE |
Src
member, very humble, honours students, cool with everyone, always in the
library or alone minding his own business.
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| AWA |
Some say she is a part
time sangoma, sells traditional herbs on campus, attends lectures in leopard
print clothes, one off the notorious students, distinction student and people
say it’s juju.
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| Stunner |
Annoying,
known for cheating, fuckboy, doesn’t remove tags from his clothes, intelligent.
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| Sharky |
14yr
old already in varsity, very intelligent, hangs with 4th year
students and above only, hardly a ladies man.
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| Brythreesixty |
Average
student, had to quit the scripture union, tries too hard but his peers treat
him like a nobody, motivates himself by going to the gym whenever he’s down.
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| R Peels |
Got
potential, looks up to campus fuckboys and tries too hard to be ‘em, behaves
like he’s already graduated in his 1st year.
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| Asaph |
Head
of the famous clique on campus, he’s everywhere on campus & never attend
lectures, can send his goons to beat you up if he thinks you’re a threat.
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| Alvina |
Studying
a medical degree, attention seeker, not enrolled but always on
campus hating on real students.
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| Schingy |
Dumped
by his rich best friend, used to be head of the best clique on campus, now heading an unknown low key clique, sees himself as the best
entertainer at campus, studies an unknown programme
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| Marcques |
Now
in his final year, contested to be in the SRC since year 1 but has never been
councilor, says what he feels like, can tell anyone to kiss his ass.
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| Jnr Brown |
The
greatest hustler in the campus history, 7yrs at campus & keeps failing one
module, sells everything you may think of, buys beer for all the campus
security & some lecturers, submits his assignment when others are getting
their marks but still comes out on top.
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