November 2016

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Calling all students and party lovers returning from schools and varsities the world over to come and experience the best of what local Hip-Hop has to offer at Alexandra Sports Club for what we hope will become an annual homecoming event.


The festival is courtesy of Young Gamez Entertainment and Campus Culture and will be held at Alexandra Sports Club on the 10th of December. 

Please see flyer for more details or contact TLB at +263 775 431 868 or Diana at +263 779 750 134 

Source: Shona Boy Conglomerate 

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It is surely no doubt that 2016 has been a good year for Hip Hop and for that reason, people are keen to attend the much anticipated and hyped Zim Hip Hop Awards ceremony.

Kikky Badass

This year’s awards ceremony seems to be well organised and improved compared to the previous years. 

With Kikky Badass, Dj Towers and Geraldine hosting the awards, people are expecting a blast. 

THE ZIM-TAINMENT managed to talk to Kikky who is currently in Dubai to ask her what she feels about the upcoming awards ceremony. 

"Well I felt honoured really, I have put in work and for it to be recognised is such a wonderful feeling”, said Kikky.

“Expect an incredible experience, it’s not going to be like what you have seen in the past years, me and my co-hosts are going to portray the theme in a different manner”, she said. 

“With Towers and Geraldine, guys expect nothing but fireworks”, said Kikky who seemed to be ecstatic about hosting the event and couldn’t wait for the day.

Dj Towers also promised fireworks and urged people to come in numbers and witness one of the best awards ceremonies ever.


Dj Towers
“Huyai kuma awards coz ndine mascreenshots ema rappers vaida kutenga ma awards plus ndine list emamwe ma rappers vanoba maphone”, said DjTowers who was probably joking on his Snapchat. 


Geraldine G.D
Efforts to contact Geraldine were thwarted as we couldn’t find her phone number in time. 

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As we are approaching the festive season, we have decided to give you an early Christmas present and we hope you’re going to enjoy it.

PS: This is just a troll and there are no strings attached, greatly sorry to those who will be offended. 

Kikky Badass

Kikky Badass will snatch your man and call campus security on you for finding out.  

Tehn Diamond
Got white friends only, American accent but Never been there and kills it, cool kid, so uptown, good student.

Noble Stylz
He is an average student, sales everything: weed, morning after pills, got fake humble and ex of the hottest girl.

MC Chita
He is the worst dressed on campus, popular as freshman and got washed up in 2nd semester. 

Trae Yung
She has been cheated on by campus fuckboy, face of the bricked squad, SI unit of being strong, doesn’t give a fuck. 

Anonzi Xndr
Overzealous, fake American accent, SRC member but sees himself as president, well dressed, dates a foreign girl, always supplementing at least two modules per semester. 

Begotten Sun
Dean of students, organises all campus gigs, always hangout with cool kids, can suspend you for talking to a girl he likes. 

BlacPerl
Dumped a famous engineering student for a guy studying an arts certificate, humble, very beautiful. 

Dj Towers
Talkative, some say ane dzungu, comes to the campus on a hover-board, can afford to buy his clique booze for the whole week, friend zoned by every girl and he’s single. 

Cal_Vin
He’s a foreigner, got swag and drives a cool ride, a ladies man & hated by all guys, very intelligent. 

GZE
Src member, very humble, honours students, cool with everyone, always in the library or alone minding his own business. 

AWA
Some say she is a part time sangoma, sells traditional herbs on campus, attends lectures in leopard print clothes, one off the notorious students, distinction student and people say it’s juju. 

Stunner
Annoying, known for cheating, fuckboy, doesn’t remove tags from his clothes, intelligent. 

Sharky
14yr old already in varsity, very intelligent, hangs with 4th year students and above only, hardly a ladies man.

Brythreesixty
Average student, had to quit the scripture union, tries too hard but his peers treat him like a nobody, motivates himself by going to the gym whenever he’s down. 

 
R Peels
Got potential, looks up to campus fuckboys and tries too hard to be ‘em, behaves like he’s already graduated in his 1st year.

Asaph
Head of the famous clique on campus, he’s everywhere on campus & never attend lectures, can send his goons to beat you up if he thinks you’re a threat.

Alvina
Studying a medical degree, attention seeker, not enrolled but always on campus hating on real students.

Schingy
Dumped by his rich best friend, used to be head of the best clique on campus, now heading an unknown low key clique, sees himself as the best entertainer at campus, studies an unknown programme 

Marcques
Now in his final year, contested to be in the SRC since year 1 but has never been councilor, says what he feels like, can tell anyone to kiss his ass.

 
Jnr Brown
The greatest hustler in the campus history, 7yrs at campus & keeps failing one module, sells everything you may think of, buys beer for all the campus security & some lecturers, submits his assignment when others are getting their marks but still comes out on top.

Thank you for viewing and please share with others and tell us what you think. By the way, this is just a troll and there is another version coming soon. 

For anything you want just engage with us on social media or email us zimtainment[@]gmail.com.

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